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KIWI KEY LIME [$UNST]
A PUBLIC, UNLOCKED, OWNERSHIP_ONLY, CLASSIC EXTRA with 1% royalty fees. Hey Glen... That’s a beautiful refrigerator you got there. Very clean. Is that your wife’s refrigerator? Excuse me? My wife’s refrigerator? What makes you think this appliance belongs to her? This refrigerator belongs to no one. It alerts me when it needs service. Oh. Well... yeah... That’s a good point. I hadn’t thought about it that way. No worries, no worries. You know, I studied some French in high school... And I always wondered — why is le réfrigérateur masculine? But now… it makes perfect sense. Does it? Well, if women are always around the fridge… Maybe it’s like… a man, A man just standing there — Cold, full of snacks, and making noises at night. Okay — hold on! My daughter is a butch lesbian. Just because you're a refrigerator doesn't mean you identify as a male. Let's not assume the fridge's gender. You’re absolutely right. That was small-minded of me. I apologize to you... and to the fridge. Terrence? Glen. Can I get you a LaCroix? Yeah. I got lemon and kiwi key lime. You know I can't say no to a key lime. 0 KIWI KEY LIME UNITS in the $UNST economy. 1 $UNST PER UNIT SWAP VALUE: 1000.0 |
